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The editors liked
Blood stays on the sword
Bargain price
Cute zombie minigame during loading times.
Relatively easy to learn
Quest mode promotes replayability
In-tact and in-depth battle system
Customizable characters
Downloadable content and plenty of T&A.
The editors didn't like
Everything else!
Endlessly boring button mashing
Boss fights are either dumb
Easy
Or frustrating
Looks and sounds as ugly as sin
Environments are repeated ad nauseam.
Minor graphical glitches
Storyline assumes you’re an avid fan of the series
Missions required by quest mode are unclear and somewhat repetitive.
Endlessly boring button mashing, Boss fights are either dumb, easy, or frustrating, Looks and sounds as ugly as sin, Environments are repeated ad nauseam.
How can a gory action game with women in bikinis fighting zombies go so wrong? ...
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Published: 2009-02-13, Author: Kevin , review by: cnet.com
Abstract: Brace yourself for a real shocker: Sex sells. If the title of Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad isnt enough to prepare you for the lascivious content lurking within, the barely dressed vixen wielding swords on the cover will hammer the point home. The...
Abstract: Comedian Chris Rock once commented that he loves hip-hop, but it's hard to defend the worst elements in that genre. That's the kind of queasy feeling Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad will evoke in video game lovers.The game begins with a cutscene, in ...
Abstract: Pointless, offensive, and downright boring: Onechanbara has arrived. THE VERDICT by Tae K. Kim Wow... just wow. Hell hath no fury like a girl gamer scorned. In our charming Heather's own words, "If I wanted to watch a bad porn, I'd rent one instead of...
As strange as they come, with the shallow twist of centring on a group of women who bare all. For titilation purposes only, but, to be fair, it does a bang-up job of that. As odd as it may seem for the score, we wholeheartedly recognise that those who ...
Kai StruchtrupMassenweise Zombies zerschnetzeln während man leichtbekleideten, jungen Damen aufs Hinterteil stieren kann? „Dieses Spiel muss ein Knaller sein!“, dachte ich. Doch die Realität sieht anders aus: hässliche Grafik, lahmes Leveldesign und ...
Abstract: Onechanbara, sonst eher ein hauptsächlich in Japan bekannter Action-Titel, bahnt sich jetzt den Weg auf europäische Konsolen. Die Zutaten sind ausnahmslos hitverdächtig: spärlich bekleidete, jedoch gut bestückte Damen, Zombies und Blut. ...
Abstract: Lättklädd zombieslakt Lättklädda flickor med svärd mot tusentals av zombies. Låter det som något höjdare innehåll så tycker jag verkligen att du ska tänka efter. Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad är inget annat än ett B-spel på alla sätt. Det mesta ä...
